Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Green Books Campaign: Incontinent on the Continent by Jane Christmas




This review is part of the Green Books campaign. Today 100 bloggers are reviewing 100great books printed in an environmentally friendly way. Our goal is to encourage publishers to get greener and readers to take the environment into consideration when purchasing books. This campaign is organized by Eco-Libris, a a green company working to green up the book industry by promoting the adoption of green practices, balancing out books by planting trees, and supporting green books. A full list of participating blogs and links to their reviews is available on Eco-Libris website.

Incontinent on the Continent is printed on acid-free paper that is forest friendly (100% post-consumer recycled paper) and has been processed chlorine free.

Review

When I requested Incontinent on the Continent: My Mother, Her Walker, and Our Grand Tour of Italy by Jane Christmas, I expected an enjoyable, warm story of a mother and daughter, and their escapades in Italy. It's quite the contrary. It's not enjoyable, not warm, and the relationship between the mother and daughter certainly didn't live up to my expectations.

Jane Christmas and her mother never did get along. There was a "wary coolness" between them, but it was her father's deathbed request that she "make friends with your mother." He had always been the buffer between them. Christmas says her mother judges the entire world by hairstyles, and Jane usually fails. "Over the years, I have made peace with my hair, but I have not done so with my mother. I wanted us to go to Italy to see if I could finally fall in love with her. This trip was my olive branch."

That trip was a disaster. Neither mother nor daughter were realistic about the trip to Italy. Jane's mother never told her about all of her health issues. She was incontinent, had osteoarthritis in her knees, asthma, heart problems, diabetes, and needed a walker to get around. She was not the ideal travel companion for Christmas, a woman who flew by the seat of her pants, and made no more plans than flying in to Italy, with a rental car waiting. They hadn't even packed proper clothes for the trip, travelling out of season, when restaurants and shops were often closed, and the weather was rainy. And, Italy didn't turn out to be very accessible for a disabled traveller.

In some hands, this disastrous trip could have been very funny. Christmas spent three hundred pages complaining bitterly, resenting her mother's physical condition and infirmities. The most I can say is that at least she was brutally honest about their relationship. And, five weeks together did alert her to her mother's conditions and needs as she aged.

But, to be honest, I felt as if I spent five weeks reading this book since Christmas was so grumpy about the trip. I wouldn't recommend Incontinent on the Continent to anyone, unless they were already a pessimist, "knowing" Europe doesn't live up to North America for food, hotels, or accessibility.

Incontinent on the Continent: My Mother, Her Walker, and Our Grand Tour of Italy by Jane Christmas. Douglas & McIntyre, ©2009. ISBN: 9781553654001 (hardcover), 304p.

FTC Full Disclosure: This book was sent to me through Eco-Libris, to review for the Green Books Campaign.

Monday, November 09, 2009

The Clockwork Teddy by John J. Lamb

If I haven't convinced you to try one of John J. Lamb's Bear Collector's mysteries yet, maybe The Clockwork Teddy will convince you. This mystery combines the best of a police procedural with the teddy bear aspect of a cozy. But, this one is definitely the strongest police procedural yet in the series.

Lamb cleverly avoids "the Cabot Cove Syndrome" by removing his characters from their home turf of the Shenandoah Valley. Since Brad and Ashleigh Lyon are bear artists, teddy bear shows allow them the opportunity to travel and leave town. But, this mystery takes them not only to the Teddy Bear Flag Republic show in Sonoma, California, but back to Brad's former stamping grounds where he worked as a homicide detective with the San Francisco Police Department.

While checking out a booth at the show, Brad witnesses a costumed bear attack the booth, and steal the moneybox. He's a little suspicious when he runs into Merv the Perv, a former cop, intimidating the booth owner, Lauren, immediately after. Lauren reluctantly tells Brad that her son, Kyle, has disappeared. He was a former employee at Lycaon Software, and the company has threatened him, accusing him of theft. When Lauren refuses to cooperate with the police, Brad drops the subject.

But, the whole incident at the teddy bear show has relevance when Brad's former partner has to interrupt their dinner to report to a sleazy motel, the site of a shooting. When Brad rides along, he has the suspicion Kyle is involved, because one piece of evidence is a highly advanced robotic bear. But, it will be quite a while before Brad and the San Francisco Police Dept. find out the actual truth in this case.

Lamb easily intertwines teddy bears, Brad and Ashleigh's family life, and a police procedural. And, Berkley Prime Crime has some of the best cover illustrations for books. Check out this cover by Jeff Crosby. It's another outstanding example of cover art. That's just one more welcome addition to Lamb's intriguing mysteries. The Clockwork Teddy is the best so far.

John J. Lamb's website is www.johnjlamb.net

The Clockwork Teddy by John J. Lamb. Penguin Group (USA), ©2008. ISBN 9780425224298(paperback), 288p.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Sunday Salon - Holiday Grind by Cleo Coyle

I can't think of a more appropriate book for a Sunday Salon than Cleo Coyle's mystery, Holiday Grind, since the story opens with Clare Cosi, manager and head barista at the Village Blend coffeehouse holding a tasting. And, before plunging into the mystery, Clare challenges her baristas, and the reader, with the question, "What does Christmas taste like?" She's putting together a tempting menu of holiday coffee drinks, but the reader is immediately tempted to take part in that memory trip.

Before the book becomes too cozy, though, Coyle skillfully sets the trap for Clare and the reader. Alf Glockner, a Traveling Santa, and the inspiration for the Village Blend's "Taste of Christmas," fails to show up for the party, so Clare goes looking for him. She's familiar with Alf's route as a Traveling Santa, but she doesn't expect to end up in a deserted alley, finding his body. And, it's evident this isn't going to be a cozy when Clare's first thought is, "Someone had mugged and murdered Santa Claus!"

It's too bad footprints were erased when police chased another mugger down the alley, running right over Clare. She knew there were clues, but the detectives that arrived weren't prepared to take her seriously. Fortunately, her boyfriend, Detective Mike Quinn, understands her need to find the killer of her friend, Alf. And, Clare has a few other allies in her search for a murderer.

Holiday Grind is the eighth book in Coyle's Coffeehouse Mystery series. However, I hadn't read previous books, and you don't need to have read them to enjoy, and appreciate, Clare, Village Blend, and the supporting cast of characters. Cleo Coyle expertly introduces Clare, her baristas, and her ex-husband, Matteo Allegro, who is a coffee broker, and buyer for the coffeehouse, and Cleo's partner in the business. And, her relationship with her ex-mother-in-law, Madame Dreyfus Allegro Dubois, is wonderful. Madame is Clare's boss, her landlord, her former-mother-in-law, the biggest champion of Clare's daughter, Clare's best friend, and, fortunately for Clare, a well-connected snoop. And, there's Mike Quinn, a police detective with a past that could spoil Christmas, and his own cold case that's heating up at the holidays.

Coyle's Holiday Grind includes tons of coffee hints, drink recipes, and other holiday recipes. But, it's not all sugarplums and cookies for Clare Cosi. Alf's death thrusts her into an investigation that turns violent. If you're looking for holiday reading that isn't all sweetness and light, Holiday Grind offers the perfect combination of Christmas atmosphere, a well-developed cast of characters, and a complicated mystery.

Cleo Coyle's website is www.CoffeeHouseMystery.com

Holiday Grind by Cleo Coyle. Berkley Prime Crime, ©2009. ISBN 9780425230053 (hardcover), 384p.


***FTC Full Disclosure - This was a review copy of Holiday Grind, sent by the author, in hopes I would review the book.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

November Brown Bag Luncheon

Wednesday was my favorite day of the quarter, the day I hold my brown bag luncheon in my office. Library patrons bring their lunch while I supply cookies, coffee and water, and then I share fifteen books with them. (Actually, this month, I should say I introduced them to fifteen authors because I shared a few books by two of the authors.) Usually the books are new titles, but this month I added a few older titles that they might not have known about. Those older titles were snatched up! Two weeks from now, I'll share a similar group of books with the library system staff at a brown bag luncheon.

Here are the books from this quarter.


Carlson, Melody – The Christmas Dog - A stray dog changes the lives of three people.

Cooper, Gwen – Homer’s Odyssey – The bestselling, true story of a blind cat, and the lessons he taught his owner.

Hinger, Charlotte – Deadly Descent – While doing a local history for her Western Kansas community, Lottie Albright finds herself in the middle of family secrets, and murder.

Janzen, Rhoda – Mennonite in a Little Black Dress – The year after a car accident and her divorce, Janzen returned home to her parents, who are Mennonites.

Kiely, Tracy – Murder at Longbourn When Elizabeth Parker attends her aunt’s How to Host a Murder Party on New Year’s Eve, she doesn’t expect they will really host a murder.

Kimball, Camille – A Sudden Shot - The story of the Phoenix serial shooters.

Lamb, John J. – The Mournful Teddy – Brad & Ashleigh Lyon are bear collectors, and sleuths, in this debut mystery.

McManus, Patrick F. – The Double-Jack Murders – Sheriff Bo Tully goes camping, and takes on a cold case, hoping to draw out an escaped convict.

McNair, Cici – Detectives Don’t Wear Seat Belts - True adventures of a female P.I.

Penny, Louise – The Brutal Telling - The latest Armand Gamache mystery takes him back to Three Pines, where a local favorite is the suspect in a murder.

Piazza, Tom – City of Refuge - Powerful novel of two families coping with Hurricane Katrina.

Pratchett, Terry – Unseen Academicals - The wizards from Unseen University have to field a football (soccer) team, and device new rules for the game.

Radish, Kris – Annie Freeman’s Fabulous Traveling Funeral - When Annie Freeman dies, she asks her 5 best friends to give her a traveling funeral, and act as “pallbearers.” - Also – The Shortest Distance Between Two Women

Ray, Jeanne – Eat Cake - When Ruth’s life falls apart – her parents move in, and her husband loses his job, she dreams about cake, and bakes cakes. - Also - Julie and Romeo, and Julie and Romeo Get Lucky.

Wisdom, Linda – Hex Appeal & 50 Ways to Hex Your Lover (Fiction Paperbacks) Linda Wisdom's sexy, fun stories of witches, vampires, and Fluff & Puff, a pair of bunny slippers.

Brown bag luncheon days are my favorite days of the quarter.

Friday, November 06, 2009

A Sneak Preview of Sue Grafton's U is for Undertow

Are you anxiously awaiting the December 1 release of Sue Grafton's U is for Undertow? How about a sneak peek at the first chapter? Thanks to G.P. Putnam's Sons for allowing me to reprint an excerpt. I hope it wets your appetite!

1

Wednesday afternoon, April 6, 1988

What fascinates me about life is that now and then the past rises up and declares itself. Afterward, the sequence of events seems inevitable, but only because cause and effect have been aligned in advance. It’s like a pattern of dominoes arranged upright on a tabletop. With the flick of your finger, the first tile topples into the second, which in turn tips into the third, setting in motion a tumbling that goes
on and on, each tile knocking over its neighbor until all of them fall down. Sometimes the impetus is pure chance, though I discount the notion of accidents. Fate stitches together elements that seem un-related on the surface. It’s only when the truth emerges you see how the bones are joined and everything connects. Here’s the odd part. In my ten years as a private eye, this was the first case I ever managed to resolve without crossing paths with the bad guys. Except at the end, of course.

My name is Kinsey Millhone. I’m a private detective, female, age thirty-seven, with my thirty-eighth birthday coming up in a month. Having been married and divorced twice, I’m now happily single and expect to remain so for life. I have no children thus far and I don’t anticipate bearing any. Not only are my eggs getting old, but my biological clock wound down a long time ago. I suppose there’s always room for one of life’s little surprises, but that’s not the way to bet.

I work solo out of a rented bungalow in Santa Teresa, California, a town of roughly 85,000 souls who generate sufficient crime to occupy the Santa Teresa Police Department, the County Sheriff’s Department, the California Highway Patrol, and the twenty-five or so local private investigators like me. Movies and television shows would have you believe a PI’s job is dangerous, but nothing could be farther from the
truth . . . except, of course, on the rare occasions when someone tries to kill me. Then I’m ever so happy my health insurance premiums are paid up. Threat of death aside, the job is largely research, requiring intuition, tenacity, and ingenuity. Most of my clients reach me by referral and their business ranges from background checks to process serving, with countless other matters in between.

My office is off the beaten path and I seldom have a client appear unannounced, so when I heard a tapping at the door to my outer office, I got up and peered around the corner to see who it was. Through the glass I saw a young man pointing at the knob. I’d apparently turned the dead bolt to the locked position when I’d come back from lunch. I let him in, saying, “Sorry about that. I must have locked up after myself without being aware of it.”

“You’re Ms. Millhone?”

“Yes.”

“Michael Sutton,” he said, extending his hand. “Do you have time to talk?”

We shook hands. “Sure. Can I offer you a cup of coffee?”

“No, thanks. I’m fine.”

I ushered him into my office while I registered his appearance in a series of quick takes. Slim. Lank brown hair with a sheen to it, worn long on top and cut short over his ears. Solemn brown eyes, complexion as clear as a baby’s. There was a prep school air about him: deck shoes without socks, sharply creased chinos, and a short-sleeve white dress shirt he wore with a tie. He had the body of a boy: narrow shoulders, narrow hips, and long, smooth arms. He looked young enough to be carded if he tried to buy booze. I couldn’t imagine what sort of problem he’d have that would require my services.

I returned to my swivel chair and he settled in the chair on the other side of the desk. I glanced at my calendar, wondering if I’d set up an appointment and promptly forgotten it.

He noticed the visual reference and said, “Detective Phillips at the police department gave me your name and address. I should have called first, but your office was close by. I hope this isn’t an inconvenience.”

“Not at all,” I said. “My first name’s Kinsey, which you’re welcome to use. You prefer Michael or Mike?”

“Most people call me Sutton. In my kindergarten class, there were two other Michaels so the teacher used our last names to distinguish us. Boorman, Sutton, and Trautwein—like a law firm. We’re still friends.”

“Where was this?”

“Climp.”

I said, “Ah.” I should have guessed as much. Climping Academy is the private school in Horton Ravine, K through 12. Tuition starts at twelve grand for the little tykes and rises incrementally through the upper grades. I don’t know where it tops out, but you could probably pick up a respectable college education for the same price. All the students enrolled there referred to it as “Climp,” as though the proper
appellation was just, like, sooo beside the point. Watching him, I wondered if my blue-collar roots were as obvious to him as his upper-class status was to me.

We exchanged pleasantries while I waited for him to unload. The advantage of a prearranged appointment is that I begin the first meeting with at least some idea what a prospective client has in mind. People skittish about revealing their personal problems to a stranger often find it easier to do by phone. With this kid, I figured we’d have to dance around some before he got down to his business, whatever
it was.

He asked how long I’d been a private investigator. This is a question I’m sometimes asked at cocktail parties (on the rare occasion when I’m invited to one). It’s the sort of blah-blah-blah conversational gambit I don’t much care for. I gave him a rundown of my employment history. I skipped over the two lackluster semesters at the local junior college and started with my graduation from the police academy. I
then covered the two years I’d worked for the Santa Teresa PD before I realized how ill suited I was to a life in uniform. I proceeded with a brief account of my subsequent apprenticeship with a local agency, run by Ben Byrd and Morley Shine, two private investigators, who’d trained me in preparation for licensing. I’d had my ups and downs over the years, but I spared him the details since he’d only inquired as a stalling technique. “What about you? Are you a California native?”

“Yes, ma’am. I grew up in Horton Ravine. My family lived on Via Ynez until I went off to college. I lived a couple of other places, but now I’m back.”

“You still have family here?”

His hesitation was one of those nearly imperceptible blips that indicates internal editing. “My parents are gone. I have two older brothers, both married with two kids each, and an older sister who’s divorced. We’re not on good terms. We haven’t been for years.”

I let that pass without comment, being better acquainted with family estrangement than I cared to admit. “How do you know Cheney Phillips?”

“I don’t. I went into the police department, asking to speak to a detective, and he happened to be free. When I told him my situation, he said you might be able to help.”

“Well, let’s hope so,” I said. “Cheney’s a good guy. I’ve known him for years.” I shut my mouth then and let a silence descend, a stratagem with remarkable powers to make the other guy talk.

Sutton touched the knot in his tie. “I know you’re busy, so I’ll get to the point. I hope you’ll bear with me. The story might sound weird.”

“Weird stories are the best kind, so fire away,” I said.

He looked at the floor as he spoke, making eye contact now and then to see if I was following. “I don’t know if you saw this, but a couple of weeks ago, there was an article in the newspaper about famous kidnappings: Marion Parker, the twelve-year-old girl who was abducted in 1927; the Lindbergh baby in ’thirty-two; another kid, named Etan Patz. Ordinarily, I don’t read things like that, but what caught my
attention was the case here in town . . .”

“You’re talking about Mary Claire Fitzhugh—1967.”

“You remember her?”

“Sure. I’d just graduated from high school. Little four-year-old girl taken from her parents’ home in Horton Ravine. The Fitzhughs agreed to pay the ransom, but the money was never picked up and the child was never seen again.”

“Exactly. The thing is, when I saw the name Mary Claire Fitzhugh, I had this flash—something I hadn’t thought about for years.” He clasped his hands together and squeezed them between his knees. “When I was a little kid, I was playing in the woods and I came across these two guys digging a hole. I remember seeing a bundle on the ground a few feet away. At the time, I didn’t understand what I was looking at, but now I believe it was Mary Claire’s body and they were burying her.”

I said, “You actually saw the child?”

He shook his head. “She was wrapped in a blanket, so I couldn’t see her face or anything else.”

I studied him with interest. “What makes you think it was Mary Claire? That’s a big leap.”

“Because I went back and checked the old newspaper accounts and the dates line up.”

“What dates?”

“Oh, sorry. I should have mentioned this before. She was kidnapped on July 19, which was a Wednesday. I saw the guys on Friday, July 21, 1967 . . . my birthday, the year I turned six. That’s how I made the association. I think she was already dead by then and they were getting rid of the body.”

“And this was where?”

“Horton Ravine. I don’t know the exact location. My mother had errands to run that day so she dropped me off at some kid’s house. I don’t remember his name. I guess his mom had agreed to look after me while she was gone. Turns out the other kid woke up with a fever and sore throat. Chicken pox was going around and his mom didn’t want
me exposed in case that’s what it was, so she made him stay in his room while I hung around downstairs. I got bored and asked if I could go outside. She said I could as long as I didn’t leave the property. I remember finding this tree with branches that hung down to make a little room, so I played there for a while, pretending I was a bandit in a cool hideout. I heard voices and when I peeped through the leaves, I saw the two guys walk by with shovels and stuff and I followed them.”

“What time of day?”

“Must have been late morning because after I came in again, the kid’s mother fed me lunch—a plain lettuce and tomato sandwich, no bacon, and it was made with Miracle Whip. Our family didn’t eat Miracle Whip. My mother wouldn’t have it in the house. She said it was disgusting compared to real homemade mayonnaise.”

“Your mother made mayonnaise?”

“The cook did.”

“Ah.”

“Anyway, Mom always said it was rude to complain, so I ate what I could and left the rest on my plate. The kid’s mom hadn’t even cut the crusts off the bread.”

“There’s a shock,” I said. “I’m impressed your memory’s so clear.”

“Not clear enough or I wouldn’t be here. I’m pretty sure the two guys I saw were the ones who abducted Mary Claire, but I have no idea where I was. I know I’d never been to the house before and I never went there again.”

“Any chance one of your siblings would remember who the kid was?”

“I guess it’s possible. Unfortunately, we don’t get along. We haven’t spoken in years.”

“So you said.”

“Sorry. I don’t mean to repeat myself. The point is, I can’t call them up out of a clear blue sky. Even if I did, I doubt they’d talk to me.”

“But I could ask, couldn’t I? That would be the obvious first move if you’re serious about this.”

He shook his head. “I don’t want them involved, especially my sister, Dee. She’s difficult. You don’t want to mess with her.”

“All right. We’ll scratch that for now. Maybe the kid’s mother was being paid to babysit.”

“That wasn’t my impression. More like she was doing Mom a favor.”

“What about your classmates? Maybe she left you with one of the other moms, like a playdate.”

Sutton blinked twice. “That’s a possibility I hadn’t thought of. I’ve kept in touch with the other two Michaels, Boorman and Trautwein, but that’s the extent of it. I didn’t like anybody else in my kindergarten class and they didn’t like me.”

“It doesn’t matter if you liked them or not. We’re trying to identify the boy.”

“I don’t remember anyone else.”

“It should be easy enough to come up with a list. You must have had class photos. You could go back to the school library and check the ’67 yearbook.”

“I don’t want to go back to Climp. I hate the idea.”

“It’s just a suggestion. So far, we’re brainstorming,” I said. “Tell me about the two guys. How old would you say?”

“I’m not sure. Older than my brothers, who were ten and twelve at the time, but not as old as my dad.”

“Did they see you?”

“Not then. I decided to spy on them, but where they ended up was too far away and I couldn’t see what they were doing. I sneaked up on them, crawling through the bushes and crouching behind a big oak. It was hot and they were sweating so they’d taken off their shirts. I guess I wasn’t as quiet as I thought because one of them spotted me and they both jumped. They stopped what they were doing and asked what I wanted.”

“You actually talked to them?”

“Oh, sure. Absolutely. We had this whole conversation. I thought they were pirates and I was all excited about meeting them.”

“Pirates?”

“My mother was reading me Peter Pan at bedtime, and I loved the illustrations. The pirates wore bandanas tied around their heads, which is what the two guys had done.”

“Beards? Earrings? Eye patches?”

That netted me a smile, but not much of one. He shook his head. “It was the bandanas that reminded me of pirates. I told them I knew that because of Peter Pan.”

“What’d you talk about?”

“First, I asked ’em if they were pirates for real and they told me they were. The one guy talked more than the other and when I asked what they were doing, he said they were digging for buried treasure . . .”

As Sutton spoke, I could see him regressing to the little boy he’d been, earnest and easily impressed. He leaned forward in his chair. “I asked if the treasure was gold doubloons, but they said they didn’t know because they hadn’t found it yet. I asked to see the treasure map and they said they couldn’t show me because they were sworn to secrecy. I’d seen the bundle on the ground, over by this tree, and when I asked about it, the first guy said it was a bedroll in case they got tired. I offered to help dig, but he told me the job was only for grownups and little kids weren’t allowed. And then the other one spoke up and asked where I lived. I told them I lived in a white house, but not on this street, that I was visiting. The first guy asked what my name was. I told him and the other one spoke up again and said he thought he heard someone calling me so I better go, which is what I did. The
whole exchange couldn’t have taken more than three minutes.”

“I don’t suppose either of them mentioned their names?”

“No. I probably should have asked, but it didn’t occur to me.”

“Your recall impresses me. Much of my life at that age is a total blank.”

“I hadn’t thought about the incident for years, but once the memory was triggered, I was right there again. Just like, boom.”

I reran the story in my mind, trying to digest the whole of it. “Tell me again why you think there’s a connection to Mary Claire. That still seems like a stretch.”

“I don’t know what else to say. Intuition, I guess.”

“What about the kidnapping. How did that go down? I remember the broad strokes, but not the particulars.”

“The whole thing was horrible. Those poor people. The ransom note said not to contact the police or the FBI, but Mr. Fitzhugh did it anyway. He thought it was the only way to save her, but he was wrong.”

“The first contact was the note?”

Sutton nodded. “Later they phoned and said he had one day to get the money together or else. Mr. Fitzhugh had already called the police and they were the ones who contacted the FBI. The special agent in charge convinced him they’d have a better chance of nabbing the guys if he and his wife appeared to cooperate, so they advised him to do as he was told . . .”

“Twenty-five thousand dollars, wasn’t it? Somehow the number sticks in my head.”

“Exactly. The kidnappers wanted it in small bills, packed in a gym bag. They called again and told him where he was supposed to leave the money. He stalled. They must have thought there was a trap on the line because they cut the call short.”

“So he dropped off the ransom money and the kidnappers didn’t show.”

“Right. After a day passed, it was clear the FBI had bungled it. They still thought they had a chance, but Mr. Fitzhugh said to hell with them and took matters into his own hands. He notified the newspapers and the radio and TV stations. After the story broke, Mary Claire was all anybody talked about—my parents and everyone else.”

“What day was it by then?”

“Sunday. Like I said before, she was kidnapped on Wednesday and I saw them on Friday. The paper didn’t carry the story until Sunday.”

“Why didn’t you speak up?”

“I did. I’d already done that. When my mother came to get me, I told her about the pirates. I felt guilty. Like I’d done something wrong.”

“How so?”

“I don’t know how to pin it down. I believed what they said about digging for treasure. When you’re six, things like that make perfect sense, but on some level I was anxious and I wanted reassurance. Instead, Mom got mad. She said I wasn’t supposed to talk to strangers and she made me promise I’d never do it again. When we got home, she sent me straight to my room. On Sunday we heard the news about Mary Claire.”

“And your mother didn’t see the relevance?”

“I guess not. She never mentioned it and I was too scared to bring it up again. She’d already punished me once. I kept my mouth shut so she wouldn’t punish me again.”

“But it worried you.”

“For a while, sure. After that, I put the incident out of my mind. Then I saw Mary Claire’s name and it all came back.”

“Did you ever see either guy again?”

“I don’t think so. Maybe one of them. I’m not sure.”

“And where would that have been?”

“I don’t remember. I might have made a mistake.”

I picked up a pencil and made a mark on the yellow pad lying on my desk. “When you explained this to Cheney, what was his response?”

His shoulder went up in a half-shrug. “He said he’d check the old case notes, but he couldn’t do much more because the information I’d given him was too vague. That’s when he mentioned you.”

“Sounds like he was passing the buck.”

“Actually, what he said was you were like a little terrier when it came to flushing out rats.”

“Sucking up,” I said. Mentally, I was rolling my eyes because Cheney wasn’t far off the mark. I liked picking at problems and this was a doozy. “What about the house itself? Think you’d recognize it if you saw it again?”

“I doubt it. Right after I read the article, I drove around the old neighborhood, and even the areas I knew well had changed. Trees were gone, shrubs were overgrown, new houses had gone up. Of course, I didn’t cover the whole of Horton Ravine, but I’m not sure it would have made any difference since I don’t have a clear image. I
think I’d recognize the place in the woods. The house is a blur.”

“So twenty-one years later, you’re clueless and hoping I can figure out where you were.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“You want me to find an unmarked grave, basically a hole.”

“Can you do it?”

“I don’t know. I’ve never tried before.”

I studied him, chasing the idea around to see where it might go. “It’s an interesting proposition. I’ll give you that.” I rocked in my swivel chair, listening to the squeak, while I sifted through the story, wondering what I’d missed. There was something more going on, but I couldn’t imagine what. Finally, I said, “What’s your stake in the situation? I know it bothers you, but why to this
extent?”

“I don’t know. I mean, the article talked about how the kidnapping ruined Mrs. Fitzhugh’s life. She and her husband divorced and he ended up leaving town. She still has no idea what happened to her little girl. She doesn’t even know for sure she’s dead. If I can help, it seems like the right thing to do.”

“It’s going to cost you,” I said.

“I figured as much.”

“What sort of work do you do?”

“Nothing right now. I lost my job so I’m on unemployment.”

“What was the job?”

“I sold advertising for KSPL.”

KSPL was the local AM station I sometimes tuned in on my car radio when I was tooling around town. “How long were you there?”

“About a year, maybe a little less.”

“What’s it mean when you say you ‘lost’ your job? Were you laid off, downsized, fired, what?”

He hesitated. “The last one.”

“Fired.”

He nodded.

I waited and when it was clear he had no intention of continuing, I gave him a nudge. “Uh, Sutton, I’d consider it a courtesy if you’d be a bit more forthcoming. Would you care to fill me in?”

He rubbed his palms on his pants. “I said I had a BA from Stanford, but it wasn’t really true. I was enrolled and attended classes for a couple of years, but I didn’t graduate.”

“So you lied on the application?”

“Look, I know I made a mistake . . .”

“That would cover it,” I said.

“But I can’t do anything about it now. What’s done is done and I just have to move on.”

I’d heard a host of criminals make the same remark, like boosting cars, robbing banks, and killing folks could be brushed aside, a minor stumble on the path of life. “Have you given any thought to how you’re going to pay me out of your unemployment benefits? We’re talking about five hundred bucks a day, plus expenses. Assuming I agree to help, which I haven’t.”

“I have some money set aside. I thought I’d write a check for one day’s work and we’d see how it goes from there.”

“A check?”

A flush tinted his cheeks. “I guess that’s not such a hot idea.”

“You got that right. What’s plan B?”

“If you’re going to be here for a while, I could make a quick run to the bank and bring you cash.”

I considered the notion. The prime item on my Thursday To Do list was to make a bank deposit and pay bills. I had two reports to write and a few calls to make, but I could shift those to Friday. The job itself might end in folly, but at least when he mentioned “the right thing to do,” he didn’t turn around and ask me to work for free. I wasn’t convinced he was right about what he’d seen, but Cheney must have
considered the story credible or he wouldn’t have sent him over to me.

“Okay. One day, but that’s it. And only if you pay me cash in advance. I’ll be here until five o’clock. That should give you plenty of time.”

“Great. That’s great.”

“I don’t know how great it is, but it’s the best I can do. When you get back, if I happen to be out, you can stick the money through the mail slot. In the meantime, give me a contact number so I’ll know how to reach you.” I handed him my yellow pad and watched while he scribbled down his address and telephone number. In return I handed him my business card with my office number and address.

He said, “I really appreciate this. I don’t know what I’d have done if you hadn’t agreed.”

“I’ll probably regret it, but what the hell? It’s only one day,” I said. If I’d been listening closely, I’d have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense. I said, “You’re sure you don’t want to make the trip up to Climp? It would save you a few bucks.”

“I don’t want to. They probably wouldn’t talk to me in any event.”

“I see.” I studied him. “You want to tell me what’s going on here? You can’t talk to your siblings and now you can’t talk to your prep school pals?”

“I already told you I didn’t have pals. It has more to do with the administration.”

“How come?”
“There were some difficulties. I had a problem.”

“Like what, you were expelled?” I love stories about flunking and expulsions. With my history of screwups, those are like fairy tales.

“It’s not something I want to get into. It has nothing to do with this.” A stubborn note had crept into his voice. “You go up there. They’ll let you see yearbooks as easily as me.”

“I doubt it. Educational institutions hate handing over information about their students. Especially with the words ‘private investigator’ thrown into the mix.”

“Don’t tell ’em you’re a PI. Think of something else.”

“I didn’t even attend Climping Academy so why would I want to see a yearbook? It makes no sense.”

He shook his head. “I won’t do it. I have my reasons.”

“Which you’re not about to share.”

“Right.”

“Okay, fine. It’s no skin off my nose. If that’s how you want to spend your five hundred bucks, I can live with it. I love driving through Horton Ravine." I got up, and as we shook hands again, I realized what was bothering me. “One more question.”

“What’s that?”

“The article came out two weeks ago. Why’d you wait so long before you went to the police?”

He hesitated. “I was nervous. All I have is a hunch. I didn’t want the police to write me off as a crank.”

“Nuh-uh. That’s not all of it. What else?”

He was silent for a moment, color rising in his cheeks again. “What if the guys find out I remembered them? I might have been the only witness and I told them my name. If they’re the ones who killed Mary Claire, why wouldn’t they kill me?”

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Teased you enough? Can I continue to tease you, and tell you about a chance to meet Sue Grafton if you're in the Phoenix area? The Poisoned Pen Bookstore will host Sue Grafton at a literary Christmas Party at the Arizona Biltmore Gold Room on Dec. 9th. "Yummy food. Good cheer. Sparkly. Wear red. Program starts about 7:30 pm. The hotel will not be able to open the ballroom doors until 7 pm. This event is FREE, no tickets or reservations required. BUT to get any copies of U Is for Undertow signed, the book(S) must be purchased from The Poisoned Pen."

And, one more tease. Sue Grafton is one of the nicest authors I've ever met. I've picked her up at the airport, and hosted her for a reading festival. She's warm, gracious, generous with her time. Even signed books for people at the dreaded moment - coming out of the restroom. Sue Grafton deserves every bit of success she's received over the years.

Sue Grafton's website is www.suegrafton.com

U is for Undertow by Sue Grafton. Putnam Books, ©2009. ISBN 9780399155970 (hardcover), 416p.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Winners and a Southwestern Authors Contest

Congratulations to the winners of the Libby Fischer Hellmann contest. Charlene K. of Spotsylvania, VA will get the autographed ARC of Doubleback. And, An Image of Death will go to Blanche R. form Glendale, AZ. In addition, Saundra M. from Holly Grove, AR, Jennifer H. of Thayer, MO, Janice G. of Cross, SC, Cheryl F. from Ft. Wayne, IN, and Leslie P. from Ormond Beach, FL, will receive copies of the short story that brought Georgia Davis and Ellie Foreman together, "The Murder of Katie Boyle."

This week, I'm giving away signed ARCs from two of the Southwestern authors I saw at the Poisoned Pen, Margaret Coel and Steven Havill.

Although Coel's The Silent Spirit is the fourteenth book in her Wind River Reservation series, you don't have to have read earlier ones to appreciate this one. Father John O'Malley and Vicky Holden connect a disappearance in Hollywood in the 1920s with a recent murder on the reservation. This fascinating story includes an account of the Arapahos work in Hollywood on early cowboy and Indian movies.

Or, you could win an autographed ARC of Steven Havill's Red, Green, or Murder. It's the latest Posadas County Mystery, but as with Coel's, you don't need to have read earlier books in the series. Former Posadas County Sheriff Bill Gastner is now a New Mexico Livestock Inspector. An enjoyable morning turns tragic when a cowhand goes missing, and one of Gastner's old friends is found dead.

Margaret Coel and Steven Havill are just two examples of the outstanding authors writing mysteries about the American Southwest. Now's your chance to win the latest one, or discover a new author. So, Coel or Havill? You can enter to win both, but I need separate entries for each. If you'd like to win one, email me at Email me!. If that link doesn't work for you, the email address is: lholstine@yahoo.com. Your subject line should read either Win "Red, Green, or Murder" or Win "The Silent Spirit." Your message should include your mailing address. Entrants only in the U.S., please.

The contest will end Thursday, Nov. 12 at 6 p.m. MT. Jim will draw the winners at that time. The winners will be notified, and the books will go out in the mail on Friday. Good luck!

Guest Blogger, Michael Atkinson

Today, I'd like to welcome guest blogger, Michael Atkinson.











Michael is the author of a new book, Hemingway Deadlights. He says, "The story is set in 1956 Key West, and the post-Nobel Ernest Hemingway ropes himself into investigating the mysterious murder of a drinking buddy, a path that eventually leads him to Cuba and rum in the jungle with Castro and Guevera. (Book #2, coming in 2010, goes back to 1937 Spain, when Hemingway and John Dos Passos investigate the very real murder of Jose Robles amid the wreckage of the civil war.) Book #2 is called Hemingway Cutthroat.

Michael is an award-winning poet. He's written, and still writes, film criticism, cultural attack, book reviews and essays, and has a number of books out about film. But, my favorite comment from Mike's blog is, "Lastly, I find pride in the fact that my children can find Timbuktu on a map." Welcome, Mike, and thank you.

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Learning to Write via Fraud

I’ve been a professional writer for 20 years now, having written and sold just about anything you could name that's made of sentences, including obituaries, limericks, memoirs, interviews with starlets one-third my age, dirty-shirt satire, TV pilots, manifestos, confessional poetry, book criticism, travel guides, and straight-on movie reviews, by the thousands. That includes, at the moment, my first novel, a murder mystery "starring" Ernest Hemingway and the first in a series, but my point here is I never took a writing workshop, never took a class, never even got a master’s degree. I’ve just written, for my own pleasure, since I was a kid, and though that definitely helps, I think one of the best training experiences I’ve ever had involved writing for dirty money. I was a freshman in college when I began writing other students’ papers for them, for pay. It just went downhill from there.
I could’ve gotten kicked out of college, and thereby been forced into a nowhere working existence in the south-shore blue-collar lowlands of Long Island, where I probably would’ve kept on writing. But I didn’t. The people paying me could’ve gotten kicked out, too, and to my mind probably should’ve, at least when compared to me, who was simply providing a service. I mean, I didn’t say they had to actually hand those hot pages in.

I began by taking a case of cheap beer as payment. I would take papers on any topic, and required only that the scofflaw hiring me provide the source material. I guaranteed a B, which for most of my clients was perfectly adequate. I never had to refund anything to anyone – it was simple, really, just take the premise, find our four or five things in the books to support it, rephrase those things at least twice each, and suture the paragraphs together with transitions as you go to make it sound like a coherent argument.

What I was doing, of course, was teaching myself expository writing, and since it was fun as well as profitable, I went at it with a certain amount of zest, shruggingly aiming to make the tone of each paper just a little more interesting than the last.

I’d recommend this highly to college students everywhere.

I used an antique Royal manual, a Depression-era inherited from my secretary mother and made of cast iron, in the day when electric typewriters were the norm. I typed with one finger, fast (I was clocked at 75 words-a-minute on job interviews), and with a certain amount of force, given the machine, and so you could feel the letters on the back of the paper, like Braille. The periods and sometimes the Os were cut clear through, leaving holes. This turned out to be of no particular consequence to anyone, despite the papers’ unique look and feel. Once I wrote three cinema papers for three dorm co-inhabitants in the same class and with the same teacher; they had three choices for their essay, and I did all three, each with the periods allowing light through like bullet holes. The teacher never noticed.

Soon, of course, I asked for cash, first three dollars a page, and then, as the 1980s wore on a bit, five dollars, and then ten. This was my college job, and I never hurt for money. Some semesters I made hundreds in the weeks papers were due, and almost every department at that college except mathematics and accounting received papers by me, including English, psychology, history, physical therapy, art, business management and marketing. I wrote about bone structure, advertising campaigns, Oliver Cromwell, Freud, Dickens, abstract expressionism and public administration. In effect, I spontaneously and often under severe deadline wrote in the neighborhood of 10,000 words a semester, for eight straight semesters. (Not including my own workload, which was occasionally neglected.) It continued after graduation – one girl I wrote for went on to a master’s in social work from NYU, and I wrote her thesis, for something like $25 a page.

I never had a moral qualm about any of this, having only a middling respect for the learning to be done in an academic setting in any case. I do however sometimes wonder if that social worker from NYU ever did any damage to her patients because she wasn’t forced to write her own papers and pass her classes alone. It’s an open question, but when I phrase it like that, I tend to doubt I could be culpable of very much.

Though ten dollars a page is a far better rate than anyone gets in the real world, I’ve never been tempted to return to my old profession. For one thing, I teach now, and have a hunting dog’s sense of smell for papers written by someone other than the student that handed it to me. But the larger sense of it is that if you need to learn how to make sentences, you learn by just making them, and whether they’re for journalism or novels or even poems, you’d be hard pressed to come up with a better scenario than my unscrupulous paper-writing business. MFA programs cannot measure up to it; that’d be like learning about bricks for two years instead of being paid to lay them to build walls, week after week. I picked up miles of facts and contexts about a great many things in the process, of course, far more than I ever learned in an actual classroom, but learning to construct arguments and paragraphs and make them readable was the real benefit. If I can sit down and write a book a year now, I think this is probably why.

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Thank you, Michael, for taking time to stop by. I can tell you lead a busy life, and I appreciate your time!

Michael Atkinson's website is www.mike-atkinson.com

Hemingway Deadlights by Michael Atkinson. St. Martin's Minotaur, ©2009. ISBN
9780312379711 (hardcover), 256p.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

The Christmas Clock by Kat Martin

It seems so early to review Christmas books, but they're already showing up in the library, the bookstores, and on the bestseller lists, so I'll occasionally review one of this year's releases. I'm sure you want to know what to watch for on the shelves! So, we'll kick off the Christmas books with Kat Martin's The Christmas Clock.

At 22, Teddy Sparks looks back at Christmas 1994, and the year he was eight years old. He lived with his grandmother, Lottie Sparks, and he wanted so wanted to get a special gift for her for Christmas, the small Victorian clock she admired in the window of Tremont's Antiques. Teddy's yearning for that special clock would change a number of lives in the small town of Dreyerville, Michigan.

Sylvia Winters returned home to Dreyerville that year, after an eight years absence. She had fled from her engagement to Joe Dixon, lying to him about her reasons for leaving. Now, she's returning as a nurse, but Joe, embittered by his experiences after she left, won't be happy to see her back.

But, Sylvia and Joe aren't the only ones to face problems. Teddy's grandmother, Lottie, has a progressive form of Alzheimer's, and the young boy, and Lottie's friend, Doris, know something is wrong, although Lottie hasn't told them. The Christmas of 1994 could be a tough one in Dreyerville.

But, this is a Christmas story. There is more character development than in most Christmas books, and Kat Martin manages to make the reader care about all of the people involved. There will be a few tears, and, naturally, an ending with a great deal of love. The Christmas Clock is a charming start to this year's Christmas books.

Kat Martin's website is www.katbooks.com

The Christmas Clock by Kat Martin. Vanguard Press, ©2009. ISBN 9781593155476 (hardcover), 160p.

****FTC Full Disclosure - My copy of The Christmas Clock was a review copy sent by the publicist, with the hopes I would review it.